I've weighed all the options
But I can't make a rational choice
Because my demand for you
Is inelastic.
You want my pride
As a tie-in sale;
I can only hope that someone else
Will walk into my life
And change my demand curve.
I know all too well
That there is a shortage
Of what you're supplying;
But let me tell you,
There are no equivalent substitutes
For me.